...I know, it sounds like a limerick. I snagged this from kittenscurious who got it from cleolinda. An elderly fan calls the Ellen Degeneres show, and then Ellen calls her back.



Ellen is adorable, but elderly ladies from Texas? Not to be believed.

She's nowhere near as scary as Mrs. Goodnight in the Kowalski story, but I bet she'd tell you how the cow ate the cabbage.

...which I plan to use often about smoochy couples:

"They're cuter than wolf eels!" (I mean, look at their happy little faces! I admit I thought they were ugly until I read about their happy family lives--and here I can't even get a date!)

I only hope I can use it about Paul Bettany's new movie.

In the meantime: Wolf eels, the pair of them.

(Although come to think of it...)